Thursday, May 13, 2010

Poor babies!!!

I have been meaning to blog about this for a while.  Crazy ass baby names!! We all know that the celebrities are the biggest offenders.  So here are my picks for worst baby names E.V.E.R.

Pilot Inspektor - Child Of: Jason Lee WTF DUDE???!!    Like Lori said, just because you add the "k" in inspector, does not make it ok. I agree with you Lori. 

Jermajesty - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)  Ok let's wait on the name but did you just read that?  This lady was previously married to his brother?!?! GROSS!!!!!  These Jacksons have issues.   Now back to the name. Are they serious?!?!?!??!  That's almost as bad at La'Dynasty or otherwise known as LADYNASTY! 

Satchel - Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee. Ok the last name I checked, a satchel was a bag.  So this kid's parents just name it a "fancy bag".  Nice one.

Bluebell Madonna - Geri Halliwell (former Spice Girl)  Ok so maybe because she's not an American, she didn't know this, but hello...BLUEBELL?!?  Like the ice cream??  And Madonna?  I don't think the real Madonna would appreciate that.  Madonna should kick her ass with those man arms of hers.

I guess the world of Jennifers and Amanda's are gone.  And even when people do use "normal" names, they have to screw them all up by adding "Ys" and extra "Ls".  Maybe I'm just old school...but this crap is hilarious to me.   And I really hope none of you plan on naming your baby Jermagesty. I may just slap you. :)

1 comment:

  1. I think you should have added MOxie Crimefighter (penn from penn & teller) or the fact the George Foreman named all his boys George Foreman(sp?) jr