Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Those moments...

I've been having a lot of "those moments" lately...and they are pretty funny!  Here are some of my recent ones...
  • That moment when you go get a pedicure and you realize the poor little Asian lady is rubbing on legs that look like men's! I always forget to shave!
  • That moment when you realize your zipper has been down and you were just talking to a group of 5 people and NO ONE said anything.
  • That moment when you go to a public restroom and "go" (not pee) and you think you're alone and then you hear a flush from the next stall over. OMG! Embarrassing.
  • That moment when you get out of the shower, look in the mirror and see you didn't rinse off the conditioner. Lord have mercy.
  • That moment when you think no one is looking, you take out your wedgie and realize someone WAS looking.
  • That moment in your car when you pick your nose, look over and that dude was looking the whole time.
I really really hope some of these things happen to you. If not, lie to me please.

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