"I'd catch a grenade for ya....put my hand on a blade for ya..."
SO DUMB!! I don't like anyone that much. Sorry!
So have you heard this new song? Or maybe it's not new but it's always on the damn radio. Here is how it starts...
If you ever leave me, baby, Leave some morphine at my door 'Cause it would take a whole lot of medication To realize what we used to have, We don't have it anymore.
Morphine?? Really?? An Advil won't work? Or how about a 6-pack of Budlight? Hell...if you're on a budget, buy some Busch!! But do you really need MORPHINE!?!?! Give me a damn break!
Here are some more fun lyrics to this damn song...
Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday, it'll rain, rain, rain So I get that these are all metaphors and the sun WILL shine again but Geez...do we have to get all mushy?? And your "eyes will RAIN, RAIN, RAIN"? EVERY DAY? EVERY DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? I seriously doubt it. And if all you're doing is taking morphine, your ass is going to be passed out and you won't have time to cry...I mean "rain".
Am I the only one that sees that this dude is ultra dramatic with his songs? At least that "Lazy Song" is kind of fun and he learns how to "Dougie". I can deal with that kind...the kinds of songs that I don't have to dig deep in my soul to understand....those give me a headache!
Some give this dude the number to his company's Employee Assistance Program STAT! :)
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday, it'll rain, rain, rain So I get that these are all metaphors and the sun WILL shine again but Geez...do we have to get all mushy?? And your "eyes will RAIN, RAIN, RAIN"? EVERY DAY? EVERY DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? I seriously doubt it. And if all you're doing is taking morphine, your ass is going to be passed out and you won't have time to cry...I mean "rain".
Am I the only one that sees that this dude is ultra dramatic with his songs? At least that "Lazy Song" is kind of fun and he learns how to "Dougie". I can deal with that kind...the kinds of songs that I don't have to dig deep in my soul to understand....those give me a headache!
Some give this dude the number to his company's Employee Assistance Program STAT! :)
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| I think he's on morphine in this picture... |
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